Sunday, June 28, 2009

Channel Hide Special Report - Celebrity Deaths

This is a Channel Hide Special Report


This past week has taken quite a few celebrities from us, all of which are really no laughing matter. Death in any circumstance is always sad, and for a lot of people around the world, this week was not easy.



Ed McMahon (March 6, 1923 - June 23, 2009)

A lot can be said about TV legend Ed McMahon. From game shows to comedy, McMahon always could be seen with a wide smile. His quick wit landed him alongside funnyman Johnny Carson on NBC's "The Tonight Show" and helped create a longstanding tradition in late night variety shows that is still going strong today.

More importantly, Ed McMahon is a honored veteran of The United States Marine Corps. he garnered multiple decorations as a Marine fighter pilot and later became a flight instructor. He fought in the Korean War, and later retired as a Colonel in 1966, just to enlisted in the California Air National Guard.

Unfortunately, his health declined at the turn of the century, which ultimately resulted with his death this past Tuesday. This American Hero, as well as beloved Television icon, will be greatly missed.

Below is a tribute from Conan O'Brian, current host of "The Tonight Show"




Farrah Fawcett (February 2, 1947 - June 25, 2009)

Farrah Fawcett was one of the most well known women in television during her time starring in "Charlie's Angels" and became widely recognized as the greatest sex symbol of the 1970s. Her famous pin-up poster (pictured above) is actually the highest-selling of all time, and still can be found in dorm rooms across America (I have one, and I was a freshman in college 20 years after it was taken in 1976).

More important than her (obvious) sex appeal, she suffered from several forms of cancer, which were the eventual cause of her death. There was a lot of drama surrounding her attitude toward cancer and its treatment, but she never stopped fighting. After going public with her disease, she felt the need to document her treatments. A television documentary was released about her a month before her passing that was watched by millions and is being re-run on many different networks.

While her family life was often strained, she was still one of "America's Angels" and her talent and beauty will be missed.



Michael Jackson (August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009)

Love him or hate him, Michael Jackson is one of the most accomplished, beloved, and talented musicians in history, and his death may be one of the most shocking and momentous witnessed in a long time. The wake this man left behind him is so profound in importance that to dismiss his death as "overblown" or "distracting" is downright wrong.

Let me be clear here, I am not going to judge his alleged actions as an adult in this post, but instead look back at what made this man the planetary sensation that he is: his music.

Michael Jackson holds a ton of records. In fact, he has won so many that he set the record for most records and awards won in the history of music.

To name a few:


His album "Thriller" (1982) is the best selling Album in history with and estimated 109 million copies sold to date. It earned this record in just a year and has yet to be beaten. It is also the highest selling US album at 50 million copies, and was the #1 US album in two different years (1983 and 1984), which is also a record. Actually, there are so many records held by this album, that I'm just gonna stop here and bask at the glory that is Thriller. It is truly an amazing album.

The music video to the single "Thriller" was named "The Most Successful Music Video" by Guinness World Records. (you can watch the entire thing if you scroll down a bit). It was created with a $500 Thousand budget and was treated as a major motion picture, even earning a theatrical release!

His music video "Black or White" was watched simultaneously by over 500 Million people worldwide, a record for largest music video audience in history.

The album "Bad" was on the Billboard 200 Top 5 for 38 weeks, more than any other album in history.

"HIStory Tour" - (1996-1997) - Highest Grossing Performance Tour in History, a record he set (and then broke) twice, starting with the "Bad World Tour" (1987-1989) and then "Dangerous World Tour" (1992-1993).

And perhaps the most important record:
Michael Jackson supported 39 Charities in his lifetime, more than any other singer in history. Notable ones include the American Cancer Society, Sickle Cell Research, and Volunteers of America.

You can view these and the rest of the his accomplishments, awards, and records on Wikipedia

Once again, Michael Jackson has had a very storied history outside of the music world, with quite a bit of it negative, but his musical accomplishments eclipse any other musical artist or artists that have ever performed. He single-handedly changed the music business with his style of performance, depth of talent, and widespread appeal. The nickname "King of Pop" is an understatement.






Billy Mays (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009)

I really have to say, this one shocked me just as much as Jackson. Billy Mays is a Pittsburgh native and nationally recognized television pitch-man, known for his endorsement of "As seen on TV" products. You all have probably seen his commercials for Oxi-Clean or Orange-Glo over the years.

It's hard not to call Mays likable, as his commercials were the kind of down-to-earth demonstrations that really seemed to define what the modern infomercial is these days. He only endorsed products that he tested himself, and his demonstrations were nothing other than everyday situations, something Americans can easily relate to. He seemed to shout at the camera, which became a recognized trademark of his, which is parodied by many people. He seemed to have a lot of excitement for his work, and even recently starred in a television show on the Discovery Channel called "Pitchmen". The show was a documentary style one that revealed a lot about the infomercial world and how he went about his work.

He was not oblivious to his often comedic mannerisms, a thing he often joked about and even parodied during a series of commercials for ESPN Internet service, "ESPN360". As tiresome as infomercials go, I always seemed to stop and watch Mays while channel surfing just because he was entertaining and the products seemed interesting (although I'll admit some of them were rather ridiculous at times). I personally love Oxi-Clean, which does the job he claims it does with flying colors. Luckily you can find it in stores now, as I am somewhat weary of television sales. While I've never bought anything from an infomercial, I would probably only buy from him if I eventually decided to do so.

He was found dead this morning, a news item that really shocked me when I found out. He was not a rock star or an international celebrity, but a man who made his living in an honest way, and for that I really do have a lot of respect for him. He earned his success and appeal with products he tested and approved of, unlike many others in his business who would instead push forward with crap products in order to make a buck. He was taken too soon, and will be missed.

Astonishingly, Billy appeared on the Tonight Show just this past week, and here is the clip:


Final thoughts:

I recognize that the celebrity world is not always the most glamorous one (despite their attempts), but any death becomes a matter of conversation and sadness, be it for the fans or the person's family. This past week was kind of a rapid-fire session of deaths, and something I believe is worth talking about. While the timing of these deaths is a coincidence, I can't help but think about the shock and sadness any death brings, let alone four well known and loved people.

I wish to express my deepest sympathies to the family, friends, and fans of those we lost this week, and I'm sure the others here at the Channel Hide wish to do the same. Hopefully our next post will allow us to return to our regular dose of comedic nonsense and poorly timed puns. Thanks for staying tuned, and have a great week everyone.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Here's an Interesting Concept... Bacon Flavored Vodka

It's not often that a new product excites me as much as the following:



Yes, I know... your first reaction to such an idea is "Who would even come up with an idea like that?"

My answer: A GENIUS. But please... allow me to elaborate.

Conceptualization:

The company releasing Bakon Vodka explains their product as follows:

"Although today you can find plenty of sweet, fruity-flavored mixtures and infusions, we wanted to set out to do something different, something savory…something bacon. And we set out to do it right, to create a premium-quality vodka you’d enjoy drinking." (Direct Link)

You notice immediately that they don't explain their reasoning for bacon, they just assume that bacon is the reason. What genius marketing. Bacon and Alcohol, not because it was wanted, but because its Bacon with Alcohol. It was as if it was missing and someone finally found it.

Let's face it, Bacon is tasty. Be it a healthy variety or pure fatback, bacon provides a delicious and essential part of the classic American breakfast. Crispy, crunchy, and is usually never high enough in quantity to break one of the deadly sins with.

Fast forward 12 hours. Happy hour has started. People begin drinking. If it's a Friday night, people begin partying. What is missing from this? Well, if your drinks are crunchy, you need to get a different drink, but the concept of that delicious bacon taste is certainly in limited quantities. What better way to infuse the best thing about the morning with the best thing about the evening?

Bakon Vodka is here.

Application:

Bakon Vodka's site lists a number of drink recipes here, and while I don't want to steal their site's thunder, I simply must highlight a few:

1) Bakon Chocolate Martini

This is classic use of concept expansion. What else kicks ass besides bacon and alcohol? Well, Chocolate sounds like a good contender! Looking at the simple recipe, it looks like bacon fans with a sweet tooth and a drinking problem are in for some happy times. The only real problem would be the shaken or stirred question. Decisions, decisions...

The only thing that could expand this further would be holiday mixes. Bakonogg anyone?





2) Bakon Vodka Marinated Steak

I simply can't imagine anyone besides a vegetarian being against this concept. There is already a high demand for steak and bacon concatenation, but allowing steak to be marinated in bacon? What an awesome idea that until now has been virtually unattainable. Sure, we have marinated food in alcohol before, such as beer-battered fish or ground beef with Jack Daniels Brand Barbecue Sauce, but the idea of MARINATING MEAT IN OTHER MEAT is simply too good to be true.






Final Thoughts:

Unfortunately for all of us, Bakon Vodka has not hit shelves yet, and when it does it will not be in very large distribution areas. According to the official site, only the northwest will get to taste it at launch, but I promise you, dear readers, I will find a way to ship it to the City of Champions as soon as I can for an official review. While we wait, we can try to brew up our own!



Hopefully you were not scared away by the man's strange rapist mustache.

In the meantime, I ask that interested readers throw their support behind the fine people at Bakon Vodka and give their site your eyeballs.

http://www.bakonvodka.com/

Hopefully the demand for this product can grow enough for more areas to justify carrying it.



~Jimmy "
Then again... it might taste horrible." the G.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Conan is Really Awesome



Last Monday, the Tonight Show got a much needed change when Conan O'Brien took over for Jay Leno.

Not that I have anything against Jay Leno, but enough already. We get it! Your head bobbles and you have a big chin. I'm tired of a monologue aimed at the 40 and over crowd. The Tonight Show was and will soon be again on the cutting edge of late night. If I had to hear Kevin Eubanks go "ooh Jay" one more time after a corny bad economy joke I would be forced to shove bamboo into my own fingernails.

David Letterman probably looks back at not getting the Tonight Show after Johnny Carson left as the best thing that ever happened to him. Way to go Jay, NBC's in the gutter and it's all your fault... Okay, maybe not all his fault.

I'll move on from Jay bashing to Conan praising.




Late Night was the only reason I even tried to stay up late as a youngster. Conan is weird, awkward, and has better comedic timing then most Hollywood A-listers. No offense to Jimmy Fallon, who is doing a rather good job, but who gives a damn about The Roots. I'll take Max Weinberg everyday of the week.

The obvious sexual tension between Conan, Max, and Labamba is quite honestly one of the best running jokes I've ever witnessed. Not only did Max and the boys come along for the ride, but so did Conan's former and current side kick Andy Richter. Andy Richter is a funny dude. Even his failed TV show "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was hilarious. Unfortunately he's not on the couch next to the desk anymore, but Andy behind a podium is better than no Andy at all.



June 1, 2009 will be a night I will never forget. I was waiting for the day for nearly 4 years when Jay named Conan as heir to the Tonight Show throne. I got home from work just in time, and I was in constant communication with a friend and fellow Conan lover. It was nothing less than epic. Not only did Conan not disappoint but the fact that Will Ferrell and Pearl Jam were the guests made it even better.

If your not watching the Tonight Show you should be asking yourself "what the hell is wrong with me?" Then after you answer the question you should tune in.

-Rimmel

Are you a Believer?











BELIEVE

Do We Really need an A-Team remake?

The decision to write this article came after reading this Daily News Story:
Liam Neeson may join cast of 'A-Team' film

To be totally honest, I've never watched a lot of the A-Team. I think that what actually keeps it relevant is the high amount of media exposure still given to Mr. T. and those commercials about vans and how they still rock (they really do rock). This being said, it is often wondered if classic media properties like this deserve to be remade. I ask a different question: Do classic media properties deserve NOT to be remade? My answer: yes, and here is why:


This is another remake of an old product that is still generally regarded positively. Like other recent remakes, it will only to be changed enough to guarantee it wont be worth watching. Examples include G.I. Joe, Speed Racer, and the recent film remake of Land of the Lost (I heard that tanked this weekend. What a shame).

This isn't like Transformers or classic Super Heroes, or even the successful Ocean's 11 remakes, where the potential for new stories are not ruined by the new actors involved. Transformers was an overwhelming success and superhero movies can go on forever without much issue due to the massive library of source material. The A-Team was more about the characters and the actors who played them, making a remake a very risky idea.

Don't get me wrong. I love Liam Neeson and respect his work. (Rob Roy was incredible and Phantom Menace was tolerable thanks to him). Mr. T. is a classic icon of the show. He primarily played himself with a name change, since his personality is so colorful and entertaining. It doesn't help that George Peppard (Hannibal) died or that dirk Benedict (Face) and Dwight Schultz ("Howling Mad" Murdock) are too old to reprise the roles.

Actor issues are just some of the issues I feel the need to discuss:

1: Why remake this franchise now? Of all times to do a remake of a vigilante group of ex-G.I. prisoners from the Vietnam era, what makes it relevant now? NBC tried the same thing resurrecting Knight Rider last fall and we all know how that went. Still worse, Knight Rider was remade into another TV Show. Movies have a much larger budget, and it would be a huge waste of Fox's cash should the the A-Team fail.

UPDATE: They are using the gulf war as the back story instead of Vietnam. Great. A vigilant group of Desert Storm G.I.s with their cell phones and other technology. The lack of those things made the show great, right?

2: Are they seriously not considering Mr. T. as Sgt. Baracus? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Rumor says Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wants the part. I may throw up.



3: They better not update the god damn van. It doesn't need turbo boosters or machine guns or any of that nonsense. All they need to do is make sure Terry "The Hulk" Hogan is in it and they should be fine.



4: Would you like to watch the A-Team without that awesome intro? Would a remade intro do the show justice?



5: How could you top the "crime they didn't commit" in Vietnam with something from Iraq? For those who don't know, the original show explained that they were ordered to rob the Bank of Hanoi to assist the war endgame scenario, only to find that after a successful mission, their C.O. was killed by the Vietcong. This caused them to be accused of robbing a bank without evidence of being ordered to, and there was a court martial.

There are no banks worth robbing in Iraq, or at least none that would have any bearing on a war. Also, what economy in Iraq could collapse and still end the war? We'd have to burn all the oil or something right?

5: They won't make it a comedy. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? The A-Team was hilarious! It was the huge draw of the show! sure, the aforementioned "Ocean's 11" style comedy is kinda dry and much more serious, but it doesn't fit the A-Team format at all. Just who are Fox and friends trying to draw with this movie? It certainly doesn't look like they are reaching out the show's fan base.



I guess the bottom line is that some classic properties should just be left alone. The Internet is an amazing thing that allows old content to live on and still be accessible. Instead of reliving the last generation's quality entertainment, Hollywood should really try to start generating quality original content. Just because last summer's remake of "Get Smart" went well doesn't mean all your TV-Land favorites should get a movie remake.

Whew. I guess that was a bit of a rant there, especially for someone that really isn't that invested in the A-Team. I guess I'm just of the belief that today's Hollywood is not capable of really extending it's creative wings and flying, like in the days of old. They come close sometimes, but just keep falling back into remake mode, and I think it's getting a bit tiring. The only good remake to the A-Team would be a video game.





Let the channel know what you think in the comments below.

~Jimmy "I pity the fools who make this movie" the G.

Monday, June 8, 2009

A quick note on the Channel Hide Rating System

Since the writers here at the channel are still laying the groundwork for posting standards and such, we decided to use a uniform 5-star rating scale when rating events, movies, TV shows, and just about anything else that warrants a rating. We do not use half stars or any of that nonsense, and the colorful symbols can be seen below:











1 Star Rating:
This is pretty bad. The movie reviewed isn't worth seeing. The product tested wasn't worth buying. The person being critiqued deserves to die. There isn't much worse than a 1 star rating, with the exception of the label 'ABSOLUTE SHIT' which we will not preview here. You'll just have to hope we review something that bad to see it.












2 Star Rating:
Two stars is a tough area to describe. It's generally not good, be it a show or movie or a bad sporting event. It may be worth trying out, renting, or getting the lowdown from a friend (depending on what it is being rated, of course) but generally we recommend giving 2 starred things the cold shoulder, if only for your own safety.












3 Star Rating:
Here's where things get interesting. 3 stars usually means the item being reviewed is decent enough to warrant your attention. It has its flaws, but it also has it's strengths, and we usually view the strengths as qualities that make it worthwhile. You may not be totally satisfied with the result, but the item is almost always worth the time of day. A 3 star movie is one worth a matinee showing, while items, events, and people should definitely be taken seriously when being considered.












4 Star Rating:
That's some quality craftsmanship, right there. The thing being reviewed gets four stars when it truly demonstrates excellence in whatever category it falls in, and is usually considered 'essential' for viewers to see, buy, or participate in. It gets four stars instead of five due to nitpicking by our reviewers, most of which calls to mind the few things that are missing from the item or flawed but not detrimental to the experience the item gives (not to mention that if we give everything 5 stars, we have no basis of credibility at all). Four stars is well deserved excellence.












5 Star Rating:
Five stars. It's the Lombardi Trophy. A no-hitter. It's Sliced Bread and fluffy chocolate with nougat. It really doesn't get much better than this. Near flawless, essential, and loved by all, a five star item is pure gold wrapped in angel wings and instead of descending from Heaven, it rises up, and it's taking you with it. This rare prize is only awarded to the most deserving of nouns, and most likely won't be seen often on this site. Should you spot it, you can be sure that you are entering a 'Drop Everything and Run' moment in your life. Sing it's praises from the highest mountain peaks. Cherish it. Love it. Share it.



There you have it. Now you know what to expect when you see those icons splattered throughout the site. Hopefully this system keeps you from buying something awful (like this) and instead you achieve greatness (like this). Any questions? Slam the comments below, but beware the Justice Spatula. It lurks ever so quietly above you, waiting to bring down the hurt.


~Jimmy "I rate this post ABSOLUTE SHIT because I can" the G.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

MOVIE REVIEW: The Hangover



TRAILER




As I mentioned in my first post, that most likely went unread, I work at a movie theater. So here at Channel Hide I was designated to be the "official" movie reviewer. (Note: I am in no way qualified to critique movies besides the fact I see a lot of them. You may think my taste is shit and that's ok). The first movie I'm going to review is the first big comedy of the summer, The Hangover.

Plot Summary:

It is Todd Phillips' sophmore offering after his hit Old School. The cast features Bradley Cooper (He's Just Not That Into You), Ed Helms (The Office) and Zach Galifianakis (Out Cold) who take their friend Doug (Justin Bartha) to Vegas for his bachelor party two days before the wedding. The Hangover has a rare blend of comedy and mystery.

The comedy part is obvious and the mystery comes in when the guys lose Doug and have to piece together a night they don't remember with clues that they find. Zach Galifianakis steals most of this movie. He plays Doug's future brother-in-law Allen. He plays the awkward, clueless, outcast to perfection. Although most of the humor is crude and raunchy there trio of Cooper, Helms, and Galifianakis are so endearing and sometimes so stupid it's far from offensive.

Final Thoughts:

I saw The Hangover at the midnight release in a nearly sold out theater. It was a great experience all around. Not only was the movie hilarious but the crowd was so into it, the film itself seemed even funnier. This will most likely be the funniest movie of the summer, and obviously a must see.

Rating:

I'd give The Hangover a 4/5.

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The Undertaking

Hey, what's up everybody my name is Matt Rimmel. I, like Jim, will be undertaking the task of entertaining the masses with humorous blogs. My topics are whatever I feel like talking about at the time. For example, one might be out the film industry and the next will be about politics. My one goal in life is to be paid to be funny, which I am. However, my sense of humor is not for everyone. Especially, at times, not for the weak of stomach. I'm a 20 year old college student whom is currently working at a movie theater over the summer. I have a multitude of stories from my job and I'll try to relay them to you but my fear is that they are "you had to be their" or "you have to know them" stories. Everything else will simply be my own opinion, but be for warned, I'm usually right. Have a nice day.

-Rimmel

Welcome to Channel Hide


Welcome, Internet traveler, to Channel Hide, a blog that contains the internal rambles of a slightly insane group of individuals translated by a keyboard and slammed onto your computer screen. If you make it through this first post, your internal "Weird to English" translation ability is functioning wonderfully, and you probably will enjoy what you find every time you come back.

I guess as your read this first post, you probably want to know a few things before deciding to pay any attention to what I have to say here. For your convenience and sanity, I have created this handy FAQ to ponder about for the next few paragraphs.

Who the hell is typing at me?

I should say "Great Question" but since it is my question it's not that important. I am James T. George, Hidesquadron1, Jim, Tony, Porkchop, and about ten million other nicknames. I prefer Jim, and should you choose to correspond with me, I suggest using that name almost exclusively.

I am your everyday sorta guy, with special emphasis on my inner geek. When I'm not being preachy about my love for my Pittsburgh sport teams, I'm usually trying to keep up with the fast paced world of technology, entertainment, comedy, and just about anything else people are talking about.

As much as I would love to continue to play myself off as an awesome person (I really do rock) I would much rather you all get to know me and my interests through my writing. Stick around and I promise you will eventually come to know me better than I know myself (and then invite me to parties and stuff).

Why Should I Read This Thing?

Another great question, Jim! I prefer to think of this site as an outlet for the multitude of internal monologues I develop every second of every day, only here I filter out the crap and actually prepare concrete thoughts for you to read and (hopefully) enjoy. My writings here will span a wide array of topics which will appear randomized and presented as casually as possible. I enjoy making people laugh, so often I will fill my chats with anecdotes (usually within these nifty parenthesized areas that are usually breaking established grammar rules) and will often get sidetracked during those comedic thoughts as well. Get used to that if you plan on sticking around.

Keep an eye out for the rare anecdotes within anecdotes because that usually will be the part of the article where my thoughts spin out of control, and you may need to get a beverage and/or aspirin to continue reading. I apologise in advance for this. I simply can't help myself.

I am not a fountain of knowledge, by any means, so anything I do post that requires some sort of evidence to back it up will have it. I also have many contacts who might have input on topics of interest, and they will be able to post as contributors. I also welcome feedback, so comments are encouraged and (mostly) won't be moderated. I'm not against foul language or anything like that (although let's try not to go overboard with it) but I do not tolerate personal attacks, racism, slander, and all that other garbage some of you (twisted, evil, detrimental to society type people) like to post. If any of that does come up (and it probably will) I or one of the other authors will be sure to remove such nonsense with our patented "Justice Spatula" (its not really patented). This is a blog, not the senate debate chambers. Keep things civil folks.

Why Are You Writing This Nonsense?

I have stuff to say, basically. Why do I have to say it? I don't really have an answer for that. Maybe somehow I'm feeling that by allowing people to read my random thoughts I will somehow enrich their day? Sure, that's a great thing to hope for in a blog like this, and if you feel the same you should start a blog too. I also enjoy a good conversation, and a blog is a great way to start one on any topic you choose. I also really enjoy making people laugh, and as an easy going guy myself, I enjoy reading things that are entertaining and interesting. Hopefully my sense of humor translates well here.

If I had to declare a mission statement, I suppose it would be something like: "Inform, Entertain, and converse about anything and everything myself or the readers feel like discussing."

How Can I contact you and perhaps contribute?

All my contact information, as well as that of anyone else authoring regularly, will be available on the right hand side of the page. I have set up a nice google chat gadget there too, if you would want to talk with me live (assuming I'm at my computer).

To contribute I would say the best way would be via the comments, where you, me, and other readers can converse. If you have some sort of topic or tip you'd like to see a post about, drop it and any URLs into an email. (No attachments please. Emails with attachments are automatically filtered out.)

Is There An RSS Feed?

Yes. Click the button under the contact info and choose your feed reader of choice. If you are unfamiliar with RSS feeds, here is a quick overview of them and how you can use them:

Will you be doing rich content posting?

I got an email about this before I even had my first post up, so I guess it's worth talking about. For those who are not familiar with the term, "Rich Content" could be pictures, audio, video, and interactive content. I will most certainly utilize such things, and I will try not to make you need to download abnormal software on your computer to enjoy this content.

Things you probably should have to enjoy this content, and where to get them:


Since this site is built on the Google Blogger service, I don't see why it wouldn't work on most major browsers. If you are reading this, you don't really need to change anything, but I do recommend IE, Firefox, and/or Google Chrome because they all pretty much run all web content you will come across elsewhere.

What Does "Channel Hide" Mean?

It really doesn't mean anything. It originated as a spin off my screen name mentioned above, but I just think it sounds cool.

I Am A Cleveland Sports Fan. What Should I Do?

Never tell anyone, and try to quit - cold turkey. Should you find that difficult, find a support group. There's a rather large one in Pittsburgh, where 65,050 gather most Sundays during the fall and winter months at the local football stadium.


I hope that overview helps a bit, and I really hope you come back to read some more as the site evolves. I recommend visiting 117 times a day, just incase something new is posted, but thats just me.

~Jimmy "Nice to meet you, Interwebs" the G.